Service Description

Hi, I’m basically the kind of person who says “I’m not getting any more plants” and then comes home with three more.

I have plants everywhere. Windowsills? Covered. Shelves? Jungle. That one awkward corner? Now a fern lives there. I love collecting, rescuing, propagating, and occasionally staging dramatic plant interventions for the slightly crispy ones.

Over the years I’ve cared for everything from dramatic divas (looking at you, calatheas) to the “I thrive on neglect” types (hello snake plants). I understand that every plant has a personality — some want weekly attention, some want space, and some just want to be misted like royalty.

My care style: • I follow your instructions exactly (no rogue watering) • I check soil properly — not just vibes • I look for pests, yellowing, or droopy drama • I treat rescues and rare babies like VIPs

If you have a jungle, I’ll love it. If you have one very important orchid, I’ll protect it like it’s a tiny botanical CEO.

Your plants won’t just survive — they’ll be hyped up and encouraged while you’re away.